Monday, June 27, 2011


Have you seen this man?

If so--for the love of cross-dressing Jesus--do not approach him! Authorities believe the so-called 'Bruschetta Bandit' to be parmed and extremely dangerous. If you're unlucky enough to encounter this mysterious deviant please consider alerting your local pizza hotline. (Offer only applies in the Greater DC Metro Area)

In fact, he might be stealing your pizza as we speak--stuffing slices under his sweatshirt. None can be trusted. Here is the most recent surveillance video obtained thru hidden FBI security cameras: