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News from around New England:

**Breaking News: Supreme Court to Overturn 'Obamacare' 5-4**

In what is sure to be one the most landmark rulings in recent American history, the Supreme Court is set to strike down the individual mandate by a familiar 5-4 margin later this week. Sources close to Justices Scalia and Thomas have confirmed that after today's arguments, the decision is all but guaranteed. What this means to Obamacare at large remains uncertain at this time, but what is certain is that one of the current administration's crowning achievements has been dealt a major setback.

Concern arose shortly after the bill's passage almost two years ago regarding the constitutionality of requiring American citizen's to purchase health insurance. According to the two sources with detailed knowledge of the deliberation process, lawyers representing the Affordable Care Act--namely, Solicitor General Donald Verrilli--failed to support their case sufficiently.  As a result, conservative Justices Kennedy, Scalia, Roberts, Thomas and Alito had already made up their minds by later in the afternoon.

It is highly unorthodox for sitting Justices to openly discuss a case with outsiders while still in deliberation. Apparently, however, Scalia and Thomas were so confident and adamant in their conviction that this particular piece of legislation be struck down, that they were willing to part ways with hundreds of years of unshakeable impartiality to serve their own transparent agenda.  

Stay tuned for more updates to this controversial story as it develops...

**Breaking: Peyton Manning to the Broncos**

Sources close to Peyton Manning have revealed to The Revolting Blog that the NFL Superstar quarterback will be inking a contract with the Broncos worth more than $95 million. The impeding deal--which was leaked under the condition of anonymity--will place the future hall-of-famer in charge of Denver's impressively rebuilt offense for the next 5 years, making it a virtual certainty that Peyton will retire in the Mile High City. Barring a massive breakdown in negotiations, the news could be announced as soon as today, coming on the heels of several other significant additions to the Broncos roster.

Denver football fans can now look forward to having a Manning-to-Jason Hill connection, which should be quite thrilling considering how impressive the athletic wide receiver was down the stretch for the Jacksonville Jaguars last season.

Expect the Broncos to be immediate favorites to come out of the AFC once the announcement is made official.  Could we hope to see Peyton exact a little revenge against the Patriots for last year's embarrassing playoff defeat?  With an actual all-pro QB leading the offense--instead of a no-talent assclown--anything is possible...