**A Triumphant Return**

He's baaaack!!!

**Jew Better Not Go There**

I find this clip hilarious because of Conan's entirely uncomfortable reaction to David Cross'

comments. He's all like, "Man, I ain't touching that one with a ten foot uncircumcised penis."

On a side note, doesn't your heart just go out to poor Mr. Cross? Getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to endure the suffering and humiliation of having to dress up in a costume on a cruise ship? In today's job climate, when everybody has the luxury to pick and choice from the most cush occupations imaginable, his plight is particularly gruesome. I believe you can file this one under #WhitePeopleProblems.

Do You Like Dags?

Oh, Dohggggggssss!

Well I love dogs, and you're pretty much a heartless bastard if you don't. Check out this old school clip of Conan from the early '90s. It features a young Louis CK and Robert Smigel in a sketch that helped to inspire the iconic Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

When you're done peeing yourself, you can gather your composure while enjoying these cute pictures of fine, furry friends....