**Breaking: Peyton Manning to the Broncos**

Sources close to Peyton Manning have revealed to The Revolting Blog that the NFL Superstar quarterback will be inking a contract with the Broncos worth more than $95 million. The impeding deal--which was leaked under the condition of anonymity--will place the future hall-of-famer in charge of Denver's impressively rebuilt offense for the next 5 years, making it a virtual certainty that Peyton will retire in the Mile High City. Barring a massive breakdown in negotiations, the news could be announced as soon as today, coming on the heels of several other significant additions to the Broncos roster.

Denver football fans can now look forward to having a Manning-to-Jason Hill connection, which should be quite thrilling considering how impressive the athletic wide receiver was down the stretch for the Jacksonville Jaguars last season.

Expect the Broncos to be immediate favorites to come out of the AFC once the announcement is made official.  Could we hope to see Peyton exact a little revenge against the Patriots for last year's embarrassing playoff defeat?  With an actual all-pro QB leading the offense--instead of a no-talent assclown--anything is possible...